Dirty Horse Names for Night at the Races (100+ Adult Ideas)
Running an adults-only night at the races fundraiser? Sometimes you need horse names that’ll make your guests blush, laugh, and bet bigger. These dirty horse names are perfect for bar nights, bachelor and bachelorette parties, social club events, and any night at the races where the kids have gone home.
Fair warning: this page contains cheeky, rude, and downright X-rated horse names. If you’re planning a family-friendly event, head over to our 500+ horse names page for cleaner options.
**Jump to a section:** Cheeky Names | Innuendo Names | X-Rated Names | Dirty Puns | Bachelor Party Names
WARNING: ADULTS ONLY – This page contains explicit content not suitable for family events or children
Free Night at the Races Starter Pack
Get our printable race card template PLUS exclusive name lists you won’t find on this page:
100 bar-friendly names
50 X-rated exclusives
Printable templates
No spam. Unsubscribe anytime. We respect your privacy.
RUNNING THE BETTING ON THE NIGHT?
Make Payouts Easy With Our Payout Calculator
Our Payout Calculator calculates odds and payouts instantly. Works offline at any venue – no math, no mistakes, no arguments at the bar.
Cheeky & Suggestive Names
A bit risqué but still suitable for most adult audiences. Perfect for bar nights and social club events where you want laughs without going too far. These are the names to start with – they’ll get knowing smiles and chuckles without making anyone choke on their drink.
A Quick One
All Night Long
Barely Legal
Bedroom Eyes
Behind Closed Doors
Bit On The Side
Cheeky Monkey
Come From Behind
Dirty Weekend
Feeling Frisky
First Thing Up
Frisky Business
Hot To Trot
In The Mood
Kinky Boots
Lady Of The Night
Laid Back
Love Machine
Morning Glory
Naughty But Nice
Nearly There
Not Tonight
On The Job
One Night Stand
Passion Wagon
Saucy Minx
Take Me Home
Tease Me
Too Hot To Handle
Up All Night
Walk Of Shame
Wink Wink
After Midnight
Bad Influence
Cheap Date
Flirty Thirty
Getting Lucky
Late Night Caller
Lipstick Traces
Secret Affair
Double Meaning & Innuendo Names
These sound innocent until you think about them. Perfect for getting knowing laughs without being too obvious. The beauty of these names is watching half the room get it immediately while the other half takes a moment – then the penny drops and everyone’s laughing.
Hard And Fast
Long And Hard
Going Down
I’m Coming
It’s Up
Get Your Oats
Down And Dirty
In The Buff
Loose Lips
Private Member
Quick One
Rear Entry
Rides All Night
Roll In The Hay
Rub Me Down
Seven Inches
She’s Game
Slow Hand
Stiff Competition
Strip Tease
The Full Monty
Whip It Good
Hide The Salami
Horizontal Mambo
No Pants
Sleeping Around
Back Door Entry
Easy Rider
Happy Ending
Heavy Breathing
Legs Akimbo
Afternoon Delight
Under The Covers
Running an Adults-Only Night at the Races?
Get everything you need in one download: 9 HD races, race cards, race tickets, and full instructions for your night at the races fundraiser.
WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT BELOW – Definitely not for family events!
X-Rated & Explicit Names
For bachelor/bachelorette parties and late-night bar fundraisers only. You’ve been warned! These names are guaranteed to get the biggest laughs of the night – but save them for when you’re absolutely sure everyone in the room can handle it. When the MC reads these out with a straight face, the reaction is priceless.
69er
A** Bandit
Badly Hung
Ball Buster
Ben Dover
Big D Energy
Blue Balls
Booty Call
Cunning Stunt
Deep Throat
Dirty Sanchez
Double Entry
Fifty Shades
French Kiss
Golden Shower
Good In Bed
Horny Devil
Horse Hung
Hugh Jass
Hung Like A Horse
Jack Mehoff
Lick It
Master Bates
Money Shot
More Than A Handful
Nasty Habit
Pearl Necklace
Phil McCrackin
Randy Bugger
Ride Me Hard
S&M Sally
Screamer
Seymour Butts
Slippery When Wet
Spank Me
Tight Fit
Up Yours
Viagra Victim
Wayne Kerr
Wet Dream
Willie Stroker
X Rated
Amanda Hugginkiss
Between The Sheets
Bit Of Rough
Blow Job
Bouncy Bouncy
Barely There
Feeling Myself
Just The Tip
Dirty Puns & One-Liners
Punny names that’ll get groans and laughs in equal measure. The more outrageous it is, the bigger the response. These work especially well when your MC announces them slowly, letting the audience figure out the joke themselves. Say them out loud before you print your race cards – some only work when spoken.
Hoof Hearted
Ice Hole
Norfolk Enchance
Mike Rotch
Anita Mann
Barry McCockiner
Chris P. Bacon
Dixie Normous
Drew Peacock
Harry Balzac
Ivana Humpalot
Jenny Talia
Mike Hunt
Oliver Clothesoff
Pat McGroin
Randy Layhe
Sharon Peters
Tess Tickles
Wilma Dickfit
Yuri Nator
Al Coholic
Anne Al
Connie Lingus
Eileen Dover
Holden McGroin
Ivor Biggun
Nick R. Bocker
Phil Mypockets
Bachelor & Bachelorette Party Names
Getting married? These names are perfect for stag dos, hen parties, and pre-wedding celebrations. Mix these wedding-themed names with the dirtier options above for a night at the races the bride or groom will never forget – or never be allowed to forget.
Bachelor Party
Last Fling
Ball And Chain
Game Over
Final Freedom
One Last Ride
Getting Hitched
Bride To Be
Groom’s Doom
Wedding Bells
Cold Feet
Runaway Bride
Honeymoon Bound
Tie The Knot
Last Single Night
Hen Party
Stag Night
No More Freedom
Kiss Me Quick
Last Orders
Morning Regrets
Nearly Married
Off The Market
Ring On It
She Said Yes
Wedding Jitters
How to Use Dirty Horse Names at Your Event
Read them out loud first. Some names only work when spoken – “Hoof Hearted” looks innocent on paper but say it fast and you’ll see why it’s on this list. Test every name before printing your race cards to avoid awkward surprises (or to guarantee them, depending on your crowd).
Build up through the night. Start your first few races with the cheeky names, then bring out the ruder options as the drinks flow and the atmosphere loosens up. By race seven or eight, your crowd will be ready for the X-rated stuff.
Get your MC to play it straight. The funniest announcements come when your host reads the names with complete seriousness. “And coming up on the outside, it’s… Hoof Hearted!” delivered deadpan gets ten times the laughs of someone who’s already giggling.
Mix dirty with clean. If every single name is rude, it loses impact. Throw in some normal-sounding names between the dirty ones – it makes the cheeky names land harder and gives your audience a breather between laughs.
Tips for Using Dirty Horse Names
Know Your Audience
What’s hilarious at a bachelor party might not fly at a social club fundraiser. Start with the cheeky names and gauge the room before breaking out the X-rated options.
Mix It Up
Don’t make every name dirty – that gets old fast. Mix in some funny clean names to keep things varied and give people’s cheeks a rest from blushing.
Let Guests Name Horses
Sell naming rights and let your guests come up with their own dirty names. You’ll be amazed what people create – and it’s extra fundraising income.
Need Family-Friendly Options?
Planning a school or church event? Check out our 500+ horse names page for clean options, or our Kentucky Derby names for themed events.
Ready to Run Your Night at the Races?
Horses sorted? Let the racing begin. Our all-in-one packs come with crystal-clear race films, downloadable printouts, and everything required to run a standout night at the races fundraiser.
